Life of Poon
**** Poon: the infamous outspoken
free-living bachelor who struts the halls of Lord Byng with breathtaking style
and manliness. Even if it may appear that **** is a demi-god sent from the
heavens to grace us with his presence, he is human. So, what goes on behind the
scenes in the “Life of Poon” you might as? Well I have the answers you have all
been waiting for. For those who are not familiar with **** Poon he is:
Male
Single
In grade 12
17 years old
5”6’
Has black
hair
Has dark
brown eyes.
Is born
October 19th, 1995
Born in
Vancouver and is of Chinese descent
In a few moments you will read an extensive 20 question
interview that uncovers the inside **** Poon’s life:
1.
What are your thoughts on The Hobbit?
A: I didn’t watch it yet but I think that
it’s gonna be really awesome because it’s directed by the same guy as Lord of
the Rings. I might re-watch all of the Lord of the Rings movies before hand to
become immersed.
2.
Where do you buy your clothes? They are
fantastic by the way.
A: I go to H&M, GAP, Hollister,
Abercombre, etc…
3.
Where do you get your hair cut?
A: Some Asian parlor. Doesn’t have an
English name.
4.
Do you exercise? How often? What exercises do
you do?
A: Yes, when I have time. I go and run a
bit and lift weights and I eat a lot after cuz I get hungry. I dunno, I go on
like Monday, Wednesday, Friday and run every other day but not recently cuz
I’ve been pretty busy.
5.
What is your GPA?
80 something.
6.
What are you hobbies?
A: Watching TV, Breaking Bad, work out,
running, swimming, long walks on the beach, making food, Food Network…
7.
Which historical figure do you most relate to
and why?
A: George Washington because he is a great
leader.
8.
Where are you applying to for University? What
is your first choice?
A: UBC, SFU, Concordia (maybe). UBC is my
first choice.
9.
When will you start your modeling career?
A: When I have time… when I have time…
10. If
you could be an animal which would you be? Besides a grizzly bear of course
because that is already obvious.
A: Rhino because I won’t get hurt and life
would be pretty simple. Eating grass, lying around…
11. If
you were born in 1910, what would your name be?
A: Baxter Stern
12. If
you had three wishes, what would they be and in what order?
1.
Height, I wanna be taller.
2.
I don’t actually want money. I think I’d wish
that I could be smarter because that would be better
3.
Just to be a healthy man. I am not that
materialistic but yeah, having a healthy body and I am fine.
13. If
you weren’t a model, what would you be? Besides non-existent of course.
A: If not a model I’m probably gonna be a
graphic designer, I actually enjoy doing that stuff or a biologist, working
with animals or on viruses. Microbiology…
14. If
you were a girl, which boy would you ask to prom? (Besides yourself).
A: Sherman Chow.
15. How
do you like your steak?
A: Medium rare or else it’s too tough to
cut and terrible.
16. How
do you smell so fresh everyday?
A: I dunno, I shower at home.
17. Are
you an advocate of world peace? Explain.
A: I believe in harmony, Buddhism, what
comes around goes around. So…yeah. But it balances out so peace never lasts
forever.
18. If
you found a squirrel with a broken leg in the middle of the road with oncoming
traffic approaching it, what would you do?
A :I’d probably save it if it were not too
far away. How hard could it be right?
19. Have
you read the Life of Pi? If yes, how does it NOT parallel to your own life?
A: Actually, I’ve never read it. I was
going to watch the movie with Willis but we never went.
20. On
a scale of 1-10, how similar is your life to Slumdog Millionaire? Don’t be too
modest.
A: I think 5 because a lot of that stuff he
did was really hard and I couldn’t do it. The determination aspect of the movie
I get though.
21. And
finally, do you have a date to prom?
A: No I don’t have a date yet so…
Note: The “****” are to protect
the identity of Poon
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